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Chopsticks …

27/06/2012

… are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard. [Spike Milligan]

This is a small post written in haste, as I have to spend today on the road. To mark the Dalai Lama’s recent visit to the UK, I found this classic at Engrish.com, which (or whom) we must thank for preserving this sort of thing for posterity since 1996.

No matter how great your triumphs or how abject your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t care less. [Chinese Relativity Theorem]

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